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Tidbits Collection is the third episode of Osomatsu-san.
Characters in Order of Appearance[]
- Osomatsu Matsuno
- Choromatsu Matsuno
- Jyushimatsu Matsuno
- Ichimatsu Matsuno
- Jiguzo
- Karamatsu Matsuno
- Iyami
- Todomatsu Matsuno
- Dekapan
- Totoko Yowai
- Dayon
- Hatabo
- Chibita
- Shonosuke Hijirisawa
Plot[]
Space[]
The episode starts off with Osomatsu, Choromatsu, and Jyushimatsu in space, floating around having fun. Choromatsu then wonders what the colored bar above his spacesuit indicates, he then takes a deep breath, the bar goes down and he quickly realizes that it's an oxygen meter. He soon panics, which causes the meter to go down even further and soon dies. Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu try to get back to their spaceship before realizing it's not there; they decide to hold their breath to keep themselves alive. After a few minutes however, both Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu die.
OAW / OSO[]
The following segment begins with a black screen, followed by the letters OAW in a horror movie style font. A puppet-like man named Jiguzo is holding a chainsaw and has kidnapped one of the sextuplets, whom he thinks is Osomatsu, but it turns out to be Ichimatsu, so he is let go. The next scene, called OAW 2, Jiguzo discovers he has yet again kidnapped the wrong sextuplet, and during OAW 3 Jiguzo is wrong yet again. In OAW: Returns he finally has Osomatsu, and tells him about an incident he did to him ten years ago; Osomatsu then informs him that he should be looking for Karamatsu instead. During OAW: final, Jiguzo has Ichimatsu again, instead of Karamatsu. Somehow, in OAW: Episode 0, Iyami was kidnapped instead of one of the sextuplets. Eventually, in OAW: Truth, he has Karamatsu, where he reminds him that ten years ago, when they were in drama club, Karamatsu put bird poop on Jiguzu's script to steal the leading role from him. As he prepares to saw Karamatsu, Karamatsu explains that Todomatsu is the one who told him to do it. In yet another OAW, he once again captured Ichimatsu, who is fed up with constantly being mistaken for his brothers, and lastly, in DRIVE A OAW, he has Jyushimatsu; Jiguzo becomes enraged about getting the wrong sextuplet so many times, that he ends up murdering Jyushimatsu.
DQN Names[]
The next segment involves Choromatsu at home, watching TV with his brother, Todomatsu. The program that they're watching discusses how young people have weird names nowadays, such as "Kaiser" and "Purin". The two then have unimpressed looks on their faces with Choromatsu saying that the names are perfectly normal, Todomatsu agrees, and the segment ends.
There He Goes! Dekapan-Man[]
The next segment has Dekapan in a cape and gloves flying around town, when he hears the cries of a girl. The girl is quickly revealed to be Totoko, who was crying because she's hungry and hasn't got any food. In an attempt to help her, Dekapan-Man pulls a Karintō out of his pants, only to be suddenly shot in the head by Osomatsu.
Pachinko Police[]
In the next skit, it's midnight and Todomatsu has just left the pachinko parlor with cash winnings inside his bag; he clutches onto the bag tightly, as he doesn't want to lose it, and wonders how to hide it from his brothers. Later in the night, he is stopped by two police officers who claim he's suspicious and question what's in the bag; the officers then reveal themselves to be none other than Choromatsu and Ichimatsu, who are after the money. As he "resists", Todomatsu's face becomes pixelated and his voice becomes distorted; When he finally manages to run away from his brothers, Choromatsu calls others for backup, and seemingly the whole "police force" is chasing down Todomatsu. Finally, Todomatsu's brothers capture him, and quickly arrest him for "concealing pachinko winnings".
There He Goes! Dekapan-Man: Episode 2[]
In the second part of Dekapan-Man, he's in "Anime Censorship Prison" due to taking stuff out of his pants. He sees Dayon and other inmates bullying Chibita because he accidentally kicked a ball out of the prison walls. Dekapan-Man then pulls a small yellow ball out of his pants, telling them to use it instead, but he is shot yet again by Osomatsu.
Please Let Me Sleep[]
The next section involves the sextuplets going to sleep. Choromatsu has to get up early the next morning but is having trouble falling asleep, due to them all sharing one futon. Jyushimatsu, who sleeps right next to Choromatsu, won't stop moving around, so Choromatsu tells him to stop moving; Jyushimatsu randomly meows, and Choromatsu yells at him to shut up, causing Todomatsu to turn on the lights and complain, but he tells Todomatsu that Jyushimatsu, who quickly fell back asleep, started it first. Karamatsu suggests that he can sing his brother a lullaby but they ignore him and the lights get turned off again.
As Choromatsu falls asleep, Osomatsu begins kicking and punching him in his sleep, Choromatsu pushes him over but somehow, he rolls back up behind Choromatsu instead. Choromatsu tosses Osomatsu out of bed, but he quickly jumps back in bed, directly on top of Choromatsu, who screams again, and the lights get turned on for the second time. Choromatsu explains to Todomatsu that Osomatsu; who acted as if he didn't do anything, was kicking him in bed. He then ties up Osomatsu and turns off the lights yet again. Choromatsu is then awoken by Todomatsu, who wants to be escorted to the bathroom, as he's afraid of the dark, but as they return to the bedroom, Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu are wrestling with Osomatsu and Karamatsu being the referees. Choromatsu tells them to stop and they go back to bed.
It then seems like Choromatsu is finally falling asleep, until Ichimatsu farts and Choromatsu is forced to open the window and air out the room. Choromatsu then can't fall asleep due to hearing snoring, even after he pegs his brother's noses. The segment ends with him complaining that he just wants to sleep.
Secret Fishing[]
This short segment has Ichimatsu and Chibita doing some illegal fishing as they try to hide from a search boat. Suddenly, a ginormous UFO comes and picks the two off the boat, with the segment ending as the UFO flies away.
There He Goes! Dekapan-Man: Episode 3[]
In the third and last part of Dekapan-Man, he's released from prison with Osomatsu telling him not to take things out of his pants again. As Dekapan-Man arrives in the city, it is abandoned and in ruins. Totoko spots him and tells him that she is cold. Since Dekapan-Man can't pull things out of his pants anymore, he decides to take off his pants, which afterwards he is shot once again by Osomatsu.
October 31st[]
In this Halloween themed segment, Iyami is visited by the sextuplets who are dressed in costumes and ask Iyami for candy, he responds saying that he doesn't have any candy; but the sextuplets still hound him for some, so he gives in and provides what snacks he has. As he returns to his room, he sees the sextuplets taking apart his entire house, including the floorboards. Afterwards, the sextuplets leave taking everything with them, leaving behind only the house's framework and Iyami in a heap on the ground.
Bathhouse Quiz[]
The last segment begins with Osomatsu holding a quiz show inside a bathhouse, his contestant is Choromatsu, who doesn't want to be there, but the quiz begins anyways. The first question is guessing who's wiener it is, Choromatsu doesn't like the idea of the quiz show, but guesses anyway, he was incorrect and the answer is Karamatsu's. For the next question, Choromatsu has to guess which is Karamatsu's wiener, which he also guesses incorrectly. The third question for him to guess what country the wiener is from, he guesses African, but it's Japan (Hatabo). The episode ends with Osomatsu asking Choromatsu how many weiners he can see, after Choromatsu answers everybody else in the bathhouse jumps in the water and shakes their weiner as Choromatsu shouts for them to stop.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- This is the first episode to feature an eyecatch.
- The eyecatches for this episode are references to the video games, Megaman (known as Rockman in Japan), and Street Fighter.
- The second segment in this episode is a parody of the 2004 horror film, SAW.
- When the episode was re-aired on satellite stations, it underwent a few alterations due to copyright concern over SAW, as well as complaints sent to TV Tokyo by viewers upset over the Anpanman parody:
- The letters OAW were changed to OSO, along with the blood dropping effect removed.
- Dekapan-Man's title card was changed to a pink background with the Dekapan-Man logo.
- Dekapan-Man's rosy cheeks and nose were also removed, and the color of his cape changed from red to blue, to make him less like Anpanman.
- The karinto had been changed from brown to pink, to remove the poop joke and make it look more like a diamond.
- The golden ball (a joke on "kintama"/testicles) had been changed to a baseball to remove the innuendo.
- The Dekapan-Man skits were later entirely cut from streaming broadcasts, and removed from the Blu-Ray release in light of the controversy. Their runtime was replaced by a new segment titled "Realistic Matsu" for the Blu-Ray, which takes place after the credits and features a group of live-action men in Matsu masks running about Tokyo.
- Choromatsu narrates the preview for the next episode