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|Jar, Karamatsu Taxi & Totty Quiz|
First aired on
January 15, 2018
びん, カラ松タクシー & トッティクイズ
Bin, Karamatsu Takushī & Totti Kuizu
Episode 40: Jar, Karamatsu Taxi & Totty Quiz is the fortieth episode (fifteenth in second season) of Osomatsu-san.
The UMA Exploration Team 2
The creature featured in the second segment is Chupacabra Deluxe, which is green, nocturnal and sucks blood from human.
The team dresses up as Chupacabra and try to walk in the dark quietly, but Hatabo sneezes and Jyushi farts repeatedly, causing Iyami to cover them up.
They eventually get ganged up by the creatures, who are civilized when meeting the team at first, but commence attack when the team try to pose as one of them (presumably in attacking position).
Ichimatsu enters kitchen for breakfast, cannot open jam jar.
Then Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Jyushimatsu, Choromatsu and Todomatsu come in one-by-one to try opening the jar without success. Not even they do it together or when Matsuyo enters and does it herself.
The segments ends with Matsuyo throwing the jar outside.
Totoko needs to hurry, a taxi comes, to her relief. However, the driver is Karamatsu, who plays cool along the way and ends up wasting her time because he's a newbie but pretends to be a veteran.
He finally complies his customer and uses navigation, but his taxi keeps going nuts when he's entering the address. In fury, Totoko offers him some money and orders him to quit. Kara panics and goes into a forest crying, and Totoko counsels him in a flower field.
She offers directions and encourages Kara to drive again. When they arrive at the correct destination, Totoko pays him a large sum and encourages him again. In the end, though, Kara gets angry when he finds out Totoko is going to an interview and is a newbie herself.
Totty holds a "4th annual quiz" for his brothers. The questions are as follows.
|#||Question||A||B||Correct Ans||Who Chose A||Who Chose B||Remarks|
|1||Why we can't get girls||We're shit||There're too few chances||A||None||All||All covered by mud|
|2||Why we can't get jobs||We're shit||The jobs are not right||A||None||All||All covered by glue|
|3||What job can we get||Comedians||Voice Actors||Both wrong||Osomatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu||Karamatsu, Choromatsu||All impaled by bamboo|
|4||Which is "sexier"||Sticks||Buns||???||Osomatsu, Karamatsu and Jyushimatsu choose the wrong answer and suffer bomb burn|
|5||How many times do you "do it" a day?||1||2||???||Osomatsu, Choromatsu and Jyushimatsu choose the wrong answer and hit by arrow|
|6||Which is correct||Actress||Amateur||???||All punched in the face|
|7||Which is more awkward||Wait for pizza change||Someone you know dyes his hair brown||B||All except Choromatsu||Choromatsu simply stands still|
|8||Square root of 7||2.64575||3.01889||A||Time-out|
|9||Which pants are Dekapan's?||B||Time-out|
|10||Who is cuter?||Totoko||Totty||A||None||All||All initially run for A but they think Totty would defy common sense so they all run to B instead. All fall into a deep hole.|
|11||What should we do now||Find a job||Have sex||A||None||All||They circle around for a while before Totty rushes for B himself, causing big explosion|
The segment ends after question 11.
- Choromatsu demanding the jar from Oso resembles his refusal to hand over his loot to Totoko in "Ninja Fappymatsu" (Segment in Episode 19).
- Totty presents mobile knowledge (parody of Yahoo! Knowledge) answer but the others play it down as if they already know it.
- This skit is presumably in the same universe as "New Employee Totoko" in Episode 35.
- Questions 4 to 6 are all sex or porn innuendos.
- The brothers complain at questions 5 and 6 about "there's no correct answer" but end up playing anyways; however, they simply don't move at questions 8 and 9.
- Question 7 references the previous episode.
- Question 8 probably demonstrates the Sextuplets as academically challenged.
- Ichimatsu is the person who gets the most correct answers (Q4 and Q7), while the others all get one (Choro at Q4 while Oso, Kara and Jyushi at Q7)